my name is charles webster baer . I am a a white , straight , male , buddhist , american who lives in redmond oregon usa . I have never been married and have zero kids . I was born and raised in santa cruz california in 1969 . I went to high school in newport , rhode island . I graduated college from the university of hawaii at hilo in 1994 and moved to santa fe , new mexico . I moved to portland oregon in 1999 . in the year 2000 I created global internet government . in 2007 I moved to bend oregon . I taught english in china from 2014 to 2017 .
my name is charles webster baer . I have had a great life . I want to thank all my friends and family for the love and support . thank you very much . I grew up in santa cruz california . I love santa cruz . I was there a few months ago and had a great time . in fifth grade I moved to oklahoma city and went to school at casady . in eighth grade I said man this sucks and moved to newport rhode island . newport kicks ass , its like an east coast santa cruz . anyway , while in high school , I basically figured out what I was going to do with my life . I decided that I was going to spend the rest of my life attempting to explain to my species that we need to stop reproducing . we need to do what the chinese are doing . one woman one child . all humans need to do this now and forever . so , in high school I made up my mind . my only goal is to get this message through to everyone . so that is what I have done .
after graduating from high school in 1987 , I moved to maui . maui , of course is fantastic . after a year there , I went to humboldt state university in northern california in 1988 . when bush won the election I said to hell with this and back to maui . in 1990 my parents insisted I go to college so the compromise was college on the big island . hilo . love hilo . fantastic . graduated in december 94 . in january 95 I made the only decision I have ever made in my life .
my gradfather was born in cupertino , in silicon valley . my father was born in palo alto . so it was plan a for me to go there and make lots of money on the internet thing . but I said no . I said Im going to OFFICIALLY do what I know I have to do . and I moved to santa fe to continue my mission . while in santa fe , new mexico , I became a journalist for surfer magazine and snowboarder magazine . I wrote gonzo journalism for them while I waited for them to green light my environmental and anti overpopulation stuff . it never happened .
in 1999 I moved to portland oregon . in the spring of 2000 I created gig . gig is global internet government . it was clear that gig was what I had been looking for . so I set out to inform everyone that gig was the deal . no one paid any attention to me . so I spent the next two decades improving and promoting gig .
in 2007 I moved to bend oregon . bend is great . I continued to work on my web site , www.globalinternetgovernment.com and unsuccessfully ran for city council in 2012 . in 2014 I moved to china for 3 years to teach english . I love china and want to go back for a long time soon . in 2018 I unsuccessfully ran for mayor of bend . in 2019 I moved to redmond oregon . in 2020 I am running for city council of redmond oregon .
no that I am an adult , I am , and shall always be, calm , relaxed , polite , optomistic , positive , grateful , happy , kind , and I will walk slow , talk slow , drive slow , think slow , and do everything slow . this is adult charles and he is a hip cat . stay tuned for my all new super long exteded mix autobiography coming out soon . again , thanks to my great and amazing family for all the love and support .